March 2011
1 post
November 2010
3 posts
Finally i am all caught up on here...
so now i can tell you how much i fucken hate everything again. Everything except my woman and our families. I know i have said some shit on here about hating a lot of things. I may have even said i was hating on you. But i really only feel like utter shit about one such instance. I was having a tough time in my perfect relationship which is exactly what was wrong. It was perfect so i was sure i...
October 2010
2 posts
Mufasa's voice from The Lion King is also that of...
Yeah, and Bleeding Gums Murphy from the Simpsons. There’s a great scene where he dies then appears in a cloud to tell Lisa to relax. Mufasa and Darth show up and say silly things. They is all him. PLUS!!! He’s the KING of some African country in “Coming to America” and he wears LIONS as robes…
fucken purple?!!!
Seriously though, (I feel) if you wear purple today it means you support being a huge loser who can’t deal with shit so they take the easy way out. I guess that makes sense… What color do you wear to support the people that go on with their lives after losing a limb trying to save a life? Or someone that lost their entire family to a drunk driver and still goes on looking for hope? I...
August 2010
1 post
July 2010
5 posts
i lost another follower...
and it still wasn’t chuck! just proves my point.
Also...
I GET TO SEE MY WOMAN TODAY!!! AND WE CAN HAS MORE CURRY AND POOPOOS AND KISSEN AND HUGGENS! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
My asshole
so today me and my asshole got in a huge fight. it started because i found out that turmeric can help with prostate cancer and since my dad has it, i have been all crazy about making food containing this wonderful spice. However, my asshole isn’t a fan. Yesterday i bought a 6 pound bag of turmeric and made some curry. the night before i had already made curry and given my asshole a taste of...
June 2010
12 posts
Just got home...
I will never agree to that shift again. Fuck that. I am so exhausted.
Even when I have to do the shitty shift...
Still 30 minutes early to work. But I’m all alone and don’t know how to start it up… Here’s to a long night.
Day 3, poor choices
Soooooo… I have no concept of time. Or travel. I have been at least a half hour early to work everyday this week. Today I am an hour early. I hate being this early. I end up sitting in my car because I don’t want to have to do work I’m not getting paid for, and if I go somewhere it will always take longer than I expected and I’ll just end up being late. Either way, I am...
Got that job.
And didn’t realize how fast my commute would be so I’ve been sitting in my car for 30 minutes. A few more and I can go in. I wanted to be early on my first day, just not an hour early. Again, thank you so much Gen! I am so excite to be working with you, I refused to take jobs just for the pay, I’ve been holding out for the right one. Well here I go!
The flow of the great magnet...
Sitting in a parking lot on Jefferson waiting for at least 10 more minutes to pass. I hate meeting new people, but I’m still excited. I really want to vomit but at least I think I can wait. My life is so much fun. Everytime I think everything has really turned to shit and become too overwhelming, I just close my eyes and start swinging. Somehow I end up hitting just the right spot everytime....
i had to ditch chuck
too many posts containing his face. sorry chuck. you are a cool guy. i just don’t want your face spammed all over my dashboard anymore. i would still like to talk about an iphone app. see you someday, and we will talk about exactly that.
THIS JUST IN!
There’s talk that Universal might be considering a 3D “Jaws” remake — with comedian Tracy Morgan in the shark-hunter role.
no joke.
choke on them mind-grapes bitches!
kill me.
May 2010
28 posts
i am miserable without you
i was miserable when we were together and i wasn’t able to make everything perfect for you. disappointing you feels like open heart surgery while i’m awake. i wish there was a middle ground. i wish i had a balance. i just need to focus and this will all be in the past. hopefully our future will hold happiness. i keep thinking this is just a sick sick dream but i keep waking up in the...
in fact...
dear internet,
i really hate that you have so much to say about what you will never know. experience is the only real teacher. life is real and what you make of it. reading about it here first only leads to false expectations of what we hope to achieve in our real lives. i am actually dizzy from feeling so overwhelmed by emotions right now that i am swaying gently as i type this i am assuming if...
since you won't respond to my texts...
i will no longer be on here. i am so sad and frustrated that everything in life is my fault. i wish you had been honest with me from the beginning. I’m sorry my rotten childhood lead me to be a dysfunctional adult. i really hope you do find answers. signing off for now.
oh ps… internet, i hate you! thanks for making everybody’s opinion equal facts. nothing you say is ever true...
I LOST A FOLLOWER!!!
and i don’t even know who it was… i only had 16 of them and i lost one, and i seriously have no idea who it was! and even weirder, it wasn’t someone i was trying to get rid of!
whoever it was, they can eat a huge bag of dicks!
the biggest mistake of my life.
i know i will fix this, it will just take time. if not, there is always nothing…
ADORABLE! →
i apologize in advance for this next one...
IPHONE 4
june 2011… fuck you apple for making me wait. you can eat my anal fissure…
i wish there was a way to choose who's allowed to...
i like the people i follow, i really do. not so sure about some of the people that follow me that i don’t follow. i mean, do they even understand who i am? stfuracist follows me yet i am just about as racist as it gets without singling out any one race, white people included. i think most people fall into some stereotypes, if not multiple ones. and minus my woman, who does it right, i think...
FuckYeahWeed: A take on the We Use Cannabis post:... →
agglesauce:
highsee:
A take on the We Use Cannabis post:
(via jess-the-mess)
Oh, here let me add to this:
- We get busted and end up spending our short life savings on fines and gas for our parents to drive us to Drug Court every day.
- We violate the law deliberately, but we don’t care because we’re high.
-…
Hahaha.. Oh lawd. Jess certainly IS a mess. Those people mentioned would...
IRONMAN 2
fucken loved it. thanks to the DOD there will probably be a third one as well, thats tax dollars at work! can’t wait for THOR! oh, AND my lady is looking SO HOT right now… ‘GNIGHT YA’LL!!!
refollow...
i guess i am gonna give you another chance. i felt like dick after yesterday, and everyone deserves another chance.
I'll be on the judge mathis show this Thursday
If u want to see a stupid chick get her ass handed to her by a tv judge for trying to steal my dog, watch it. I believe it’s channel 9 at 9am on Thursday morning… Let me know if u have a way to record it. I’d love to email it to her family and coworkers…
YO, PK!
Have u or the husband ever played D&D?
so i only follow 9 people...
and today when i looked at my “tumblr crushes” one of the 9 i follow didn’t even make it to that block… someone i DON’T EVEN FOLLOW was at #9. meaning that one of the nine people i follow has not posted enough stuff i liked to even make it to the last spot. some random person who gets reblogged via my girlfriend(who is at #1)has had more things i would rather see than...
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT YOUR FACE...
…I JUST WANT TO DELIVER ONE OF THESE TO YOUR SUCK HOLE!”