hmwt: writer-a: sherry: unburyingthelead: Does it have to be that way? Wow. Do you think maybe he was left at the altar? Just for the record, I would like champagne and domestic appliances at my funeral, too. I’m married, and I get sweet recoup-ables like blowjobs and delicious home cooked meals. i cant wait to marry my woman. she doesn’t cook much, but the other “sweet recoup-ables” mentioned above are like god came down and shot me up with his own private stash then blew me… sucks to be marrying someone who isn’t the best thing ever. HMWT and his wifey seem to be best friends too, who could ask for anything more? someone who is comparing marriage to death, that’s who! keep looking and never settle.

hmwt:

writer-a:

sherry:

unburyingthelead:

Does it have to be that way?

Wow. Do you think maybe he was left at the altar?

Just for the record, I would like champagne and domestic appliances at my funeral, too.

I’m married, and I get sweet recoup-ables like blowjobs and delicious home cooked meals.

i cant wait to marry my woman. she doesn’t cook much, but the other “sweet recoup-ables” mentioned above are like god came down and shot me up with his own private stash then blew me… sucks to be marrying someone who isn’t the best thing ever. HMWT and his wifey seem to be best friends too, who could ask for anything more? someone who is comparing marriage to death, that’s who! keep looking and never settle.

June 8, 2010   29 notes  

  1. smutandeggs reblogged this from ronenreblogs and added:
    Aren’t all relationships, though? Be them considered official marriages, or just long term relationships? This reminds...
  2. benjaminhilts said: Bitter, party of one. Your table is ready.
  3. wolfandfox said: He never seems very happy, does he?
  4. andrewfm said: Being a human convention, a wedding doesn’t necessarily have to be repressive, emancipatory, fulfilling, or anything else. So no.
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