i just hate youMy asshole
so today me and my asshole got in a huge fight. it started because i found out that turmeric can help with prostate cancer and since my dad has it, i have been all crazy about making food containing this wonderful spice. However, my asshole isn’t a fan. Yesterday i bought a 6 pound bag of turmeric and made some curry. the night before i had already made curry and given my asshole a taste of what was to come. Today, my asshole is PISSED! In fact, quite literally. My asshole made a deal with my dick today where my dick is letting my asshole do all the work. I have peed a bit from the dong but my asshole is pissing like a racehorse. It’s bright yellow and smells like sulfur. I had eggs a few times too so im sure thats the smell, but i ate pretty thick curry and solid chunks of chicken! My poo is hiding inside me and just letting all the pee out the back door. WTF asshole, i thought we were friends?!!! I though we were closer than just being part of the same body?!!! I’ve kept so many things from getting inside you and this is how you repay me? THANKS A LOT ASSHOLE!!!
Next time a doctor offers me a prostate exam or a suppository, IM TAKING IT! Fuck you asshole, we can both play this game of cat and also cat… AND I WILL WIN!
Dont let your butthole be an asshole, keep it in line with regular cleanings and TLC, or it WILL go chasing waterfalls… RIGHT OUT INTO THE TOILET! Although if it happens, it’s proly Chilli’s fault…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
